You & Me & the Bottle Makes Three / Single Ladies

Hey Chuck...I know what your thinking

That now's as good as any to start drinking

Hey Danny...Yeah...What's it gonna be?

A gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me

Man I know I gotta go

It's the same thing every time

But I don't think another drink will make me lose my mind

So I think about my next drink

And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight

Well I know this cat named Jerome

He wanders to and fro

He's in my favorite waterin' hole

I said hey Rome, "how you doing, where have you been?"

?I?m just sittin? here sippin? my heavy sweet juice and gin.?

Man I know I gotta go

It's the same thing every time

But I don't think another drink will make me lose my mind

So I think about my next drink

And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight

All the single ladies

All the single ladies

All the single ladies

Now put your hands up

All the single ladies

All the single ladies

All the single ladies

Now put your hands up

Man I know I gotta go

It's the same thing every time

But I don't think another drink will make me lose my mind

So I think about my next drink

And it's you and me and the bottle makes three

You and me and the bottle makes three

You and me and the bottle makes three tonight

Yea!