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Tyler Ranke
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We don't do candy on porches
Cause we're too damn lazy
Last time we did that was like ten years ago
And we're wide awake but we turn off our lights
So that you don't come knock on our door
I barely buy candy for me
I won't buy it for you
You can try the houses down the road
I won't meet the demands of no ghouls or no goblins
Won't cut deals with nine-year-old ghosts
There'll be no tricks or no treatin
This holiday season, the spookiest time of the year
Trick or Treat
Fuck you
Don't got the time or the patience for Freddy's or Jason's
Fuck you
And all the vampires and mummies and werewolves
And Frankie, Frankie, Frank
Fuck them all
Writer(s): Tyler Ranke
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