Goblins & Ghouls (Halloween Song)

We don't do candy on porches Cause we're too damn lazy Last time we did that was like ten years ago And we're wide awake but we turn off our lights So that you don't come knock on our door I barely buy candy for me I won't buy it for you You can try the houses down the road I won't meet the demands of no ghouls or no goblins Won't cut deals with nine-year-old ghosts There'll be no tricks or no treatin This holiday season, the spookiest time of the year Trick or Treat Fuck you Don't got the time or the patience for Freddy's or Jason's Fuck you And all the vampires and mummies and werewolves And Frankie, Frankie, Frank Fuck them all