The Technical Support Song

Alright, what's that old lad?

You got problems with your computer?

What am I? Mummy technical support?

Right, here's what I suggest

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Off and on again

Off and on again

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

That normally does the trick

Do you know about pressing Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Do you know about pressing Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

Is that of any use to you at all?

Oh, is that of any use to you at all?

Well you should've pressed save as you went along

As you went along

As you went along

You should've pressed save as you went along

'Cause you'll never see that document again

If it can't read from the C drive then it's not looking good

It's not looking good, I tell ya, it isn't looking good

If it can't read from the C drive then it isn't looking good

Is it still under 12 months guarantee?

Oh, is it still under 12 months guarantee?

If you want my advice then it's absolutely goosed

Absolutely goosed

It's absolutely goosed

If you want my advice old lad it's absolutely goosed

It's looking like a trip to PC World

I didn't tell you this but you could drop it on the floor

Drop it on the floor

Drop it on the floor

I didn't tell you this but you could drop it on the floor

And claim on your household insurance

Oh yes, claim on your household insurance

You could claim on your household insurance

That's what you paid for

Spilled some paint on your carpet as well?

Say you fell down the stairs, don't worry about it

What, you're telling me you dropped it on the

Floor and you're not covered for accidental damage?

What?

Sorry, who is this?

Does no one have burned it at this address?

I'm sorry you've got the wrong number

Good day to you, good day