Never Trust a Man Like Me

(Baa-baa-baa)

I once had a big fight with the one they call Lucifer

It was a tug of war, he got mad at my light

And didn’t know what I called him a loser for

I took his sheep and stole his girl

Though I could never quite get used to her

Describe the madness you see, and they call you crazy

Never trust a man like me

(Baa-baa-baa)

Step back in time through stone

They call you righteous, but I thought you left us

Statues and columns dance

When you stroke them from the ruins

And give them a chance

I am a tumbleweed, that’s my undoing

The dust of John Henry’s seed

But you’re a lamb and i’ll make you bleed

Never trust a man like me

(Baa-baa-baa)

Captain America had much less hysteria

After they stabilized him

‘Cause he saw Esau by the see saw

With the man in Arkansas dressed in blue again

Captain courageous’ flaw was too contagious

For his next of kin

So he shaved and he shed his skin

Never trust a man like me

(Baa-baa-baa)