Chiney Ting

Intro: Elephant: Jano, watch dem two, watch dem two like Japanese deh, hol on, hol On, Hi ladies Japanese woman: Hi elephant man Ele: Where you from? Jap: we come from Tokyo Japan Ele: what you doing in Jamaica ladies? Jap: we come to Jamaica, but we dont want no itsy bitsy man, we want Jamaican man cause they are black and strong. And the anaconda weh long. Ele: so you want the anaconda weh long eh? Jap: yessss Verse 1: (Yuh see Jamaican man)fuss ting we nuh carry nuh teeny weeny ting, da sintin Ya fatta dan di bottle of a Heineken So when diss chiney ting tell me seh she know fi climb di limb When di sintin overweight dis gyal a tell mi chiney dream When mi find di ting, mek she sing like how di chiney sing Jap: cho nun cho nun cho nun ping Elephant man we want again. (Well) Every morning mi get up and mi fishing like mi fling, catch a double Stopper Fling dem down with the slimy ting, mek she flip summersault on the viney Viney ting Like some chiney gyal inna some blue movie chiney fling Chu mi know fi wok me phone nuh stop ring (you know) Chorus: She seh moosy moosy ma, ask har weh she mean she seh see di sintin ya, Elephant check in like a known reguala Seh she want me shub it up between the sintin ja (Alright a dat she want) She seh moosy moosy ma, ask har weh she mean she seh see di sintin ya, Elephant check in like a known reguala Seh she want me shub it up between the sintin ja (Alright a dat she want) Verse 2: Pokie-o, seh she want gimmi the pokie-o When me stroke it-yo, light mi challis like smokie joe Mek mi summin grow like di nose a Pinocchio She seh Oh! keep apply di house inna di rodeo Jordio, seh she know di sintin coldio, seh she know when di sintin dead how Fi mek di sintin grow She bottle know, run di boy cause him no want nuh nan-crow Dem a jancrow! Tooky tooky hooky mack it now Chorus Verse 3: A pack a these, have it ya-so fi di blackanese She a beg my please, seh she want the ting weh stopanese Nah go seize, bawl and a beg mi papa please Have gyal inna the greater and lesser Antilles Mi have di keys fi open di gyal weh down a belize Just fi sample dis, gyal ready fi swim di seven seas Im at ease, when di gyal dem blow mi like a breeze, Blow mi like a breeze. When dem ** blow mi like a breeze Chorus Verse 1 Chorus (repeat till end)