Heaven Is Closed

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll just stay where I am So many people, well, it sure is lonely But who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" But there ain't nobody around Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll just stay where I am Heaven left for California on a midnight plane Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely For reasons that's hard to explain Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell And each one are both the same thing? Well, I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for And that hell treats us both just the same Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll just stay where I am So many people, well, it sure is lonely But who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" But there ain't nobody around Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll just stay where I am Let's burn one for those still livin' in hell Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven Burn one for everyone in the whole world And anyone stuck in-between Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll just stay where I am So many people, well, it sure is lonely But who even gives a damn? I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness" But there ain't nobody around Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll just stay where I am Yeah, heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded So I think I'll just stay where I am