Welcome to Sacred Heart

Dr. Kelso: Hello I'm Dr. Kelso I'm delighted that you came, so the doctor's say you faited and you don't know what's to blame, well put your mind at ease there's no ill we can't outsmart on behalf of all who work here welcome to Sacred Heart! J. D.: Our facilities are exilent, you coulnd't ask for more Janitor: As long as you avoud the bathrooms on the second floor Dr. Kelso: This is Dr. Cox, I'll be giving him your chart Dr. Cox: And thats Dr. Kelso the Kiss ass of Sacred Heart Turk: You say you've burn our hand real bad we'll fix you up with gauze Elliot: Perhaps you need your fat sucked out or want a smaller schnoz J. D.: Hey! Dr. Kelso: Caugt an STD from some tasty little tart All Together: We swear we won't judge you here at Sacred, Here at Sacred Heart Dr. Kelso: One more thing that I should mention, if what I've heard is true and everyone appears to be singing to you (ah ah ah ah) Your case is very serious and we better start, cause if you think we're singing you belong at sacred heart! All Togther: Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead Guys! Welcome to Sacred Heart