H.B.U. (True Stories of the Emotion Police)

Let me tell you all about a few girls that i know All broke my heart a long time ago But the pain still remain like it was just yesterday Still havn't a found out how to numb it all away Yeah I'm talking bout you, you know I'm talking bout Remember when I wrote that song for you I was so angry I was so damn blue Couldn't write a bad word cause I still loved you Girl number 1 you're still the one Girl number 2 I still love you Girl number 3 wish it was just you and me Girl number 4 mia mia amore Girl number 5 for you i'll die Girl number 6 fuck you crazy bitch Girl number 7 hope to see you in heaven If I don't stop at 8 it's go take all day Now, ladies and gentlemen The new graduating class Of the heartbreakuniversty And the nation's finest academy We now present to you The next generation of The Emotion Police Remember that time we was chilling on the beach Side by side, sand on your feet The look in your eyes wit the sun setting Didn't even notice we was really at the end Remember that time, you said y'all were through Don't gotta worry now it's just me and you Yeah you tell it good, I shoulda seen right throw Played me the same way I seen you play the dudes And the one time, when you stole my whole check Thought I was helping out wit the kid and shit So fucking heartless yeah you thieving ass bitch Don't even know why I let you back in If I could go back I'd probably do it all again Cause I don't regret all the time we spent We was drowning in the bad then was surfing on the bliss No I'm back in the sand man it's so lifeless Girl number 1 you're still the one Girl number 2 I still love you Girl number 3 wish it was just you and me Girl number 4 mia mia amore Girl number 5 for you ill die Girl number 6 fuck you crazy bitch Girl number 7 hope to see you in heaven If I don't stop at 8 it's go take all day From the beginning its never ending Girl number 1 you're still the one Girl number 2 I still love you Girl number 3 wish it was just you and me Girl number 4 mia mia amore Girl number 5 for you ill die Girl number 6 fuck you crazy bitch Girl number 7 hope to see you in heaven If I don't stop at 8 it's go take all day We the citizens of spaceship earth Along with the powers invested in us Bestow this authority upon you That you may carry the duties of the emotion police code And the united ultra doctrine mega constitution heart treaty Currently installed on spaceship Earth Even though I'm not the one even though I'm not your man I still think about that fucking ass Girl who hitting that I bet it don't last I hope they ass die in a bad car crash Even though I still think about what we once had I don't think I would ever go back Yeah the love was so good heart break is so bad Why waste time that we ain't getting back Girl number 1 you're still the one Girl number 2 I still love you Girl number 3 wish it was just you and me Girl number 4 mia mia amore Girl number 5 for you ill die Girl number 6 fuck you crazy bitch Girl number 7 hope to see you in heaven If I don't stop at 8 it's go take all day