Tied One On

She said, "I'm tired of those boots being dirty all the time All your huntin' stuff and your Three-day scruff you know I don't like" And then she started on all my friends and all my drinkin' Well, speaking of my friends and speaking of my drinkin' (One, two, three, four!) I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on Yeah, I was drinking like George Jones, dancing like Elvis Told my friends what happened and they all said, "Hell yeah!" Lotta high-fives and a lotta beer went down Asked me where she is now, I don't give a damn now (One, two, three, four!) I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on Saw a blonde at the jukebox punchin' up some Haggard Used to be tied down, now it doesn't matter We were standin' and a-twirlin', all up in them curves when She said, "Wait... do you have a girlfriend?" Nope! I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on I cut her loose and tied one on Closed down my favorite honky tonk Don't know why I waited so damn long I cut her loose and tied one on, yeah