Post Modern Sleaze

She looks ahead She paints her toenails red She's wet and wild A typical '90s child She makes every move they make She takes everything they take She must be a Thelma or Louise She must be a post-modern sleaze Unscrew the wine She'll throw a party line Stories extreme She's such a drama queen She makes every move they make She takes everything they take She must be a Thelma or Louise She must be a post-modern sleaze She must be a Thelma or Louise She must be a post-modern sleaze Straw spun from gold She craves a tortured soul All doom and gloom She plays an open wound She takes every scene they steal She fakes every pain they feel She must be a Thelma or Louise She must be a post-modern tease She must be a Thelma or Louise (la-la-la-la-la) She must be a post-modern sleaze (la-la-la-la-la) She must be a Thelma or Louise (la-la-la-la-la) She must be a post-modern tease