Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In a fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of herself
And it wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
On girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him out
It wears
She looks like the real thing
And she tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
And I can't help the feeling
That I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
But if I could be who you wanted
And if I could be who you wanted
All the time
All the time
