Insert Generic Name

Stacey

It really sucks to be your girlfriend

Although you're a prolific boyfriend

I'm suddenly the centre of resentment in your harem

And this ain't high school

Why is it I see spicy darting looks?

It dunks my head into the brine pool

The other Staceys can be so cruel

Stacey

It really sucks to be your girlfriend

Although you're an adequate boyfriend

I'm suddenly the centre of resentment in me

When you go, will you keep all your alter-egos?

When you go, will you keep all the alter-egos?

Will you call me and tell me I'm hot shit?

That I'm your muse and I'm a genius

Will it remind me that I'm crazy?

We're all a dream

Dramatic names like

Stacey

It really sucks to be your girlfriend

Although you're a prolific boyfriend

I'm suddenly the centre of resentment in you