My Strongest Suit (feat. Lucy Hale, Ashleigh Murray, Julia Chan & Jonny Beauchamp)

In life One has to face a huge assortment Of nauseating fads and good advice There's health and fitness Diet and deportment And other pointless forms of sacrifice Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress So forget the inner me Observe the outer I am what I wear And how I dress Oh, now I believe in looking Like my time on Earth is cooking Whether polka-dotted Striped or even checked With some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect From your cradle via trousseau To your deathbed, you're on view So, never compromise Accept no substitutes I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel For dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (I'm what I wear) Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (I said anytime) Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Anywhere) So bring me all my finest (Finest) Most audacious My divinest (Divinest) Most revealing Most expensive and to boot (Most Revealing, most expensive, most arresting) Most arresting (Most heart-stopping) Most heart-stopping Most free-flowing (Overwear) Most eye-popping (Underwear) Most arresting (Anytime) Most heart-stopping, yeah Dress has always been My strongest suit