Cosmic Woo Woo

Spirituality is a henna tattoo

That you wash off when you find something new to get into

Standing in the field with your flashlight blinking

'Cuz somebody told you the aliens were thinking they'd want you

In the end it doesn't really matter what you say or what you wear

So you think Big G gives a - how you get there

Buddhism, Communism, Hinduism

Health Foodism, Lennonism, Sexism

What about your own ism

Just get real

Don't be a cosmic woo woo

Be who you are let everybody deal

Speak with your own voice just get real

Just get real like this

When I was fifteen I made my mother rant

'Cuz I joined a cult gave me words to chant to reach Heaven

So I used them for the lotto and won big money

They shouted you're in don't worry honey

This ain't 7-11 get in and out

Pop psychology words don't mean anything

When you throw them around to be cool

What goes around comes around

That's what they say

Catholicism, Footballism, Judaism, Racism, Manism, Womanism

What about Humanism

Just get real

Don't be a cosmic woo woo

Be who you are let everybody deal

Speak with your own voice just get real

Just get real don't be a cosmic woo woo

Be who you really are let everybody deal

Speak with your own voice just get real

Cosmic Woo Woo

Just get real