Terry's Taxidermy

You could die and come back as someone else If you're enticed by what I sell Just need to sign and I'll stuff you well Here at Terry's When they die, they're dying to be rebuilt With bigger smiles like you wish they did Hindsight is a tricky thing So get creative Lilac eyes that'll never wilt Can't say goodbye with no lungs to fill Comfy company, a human quilt Preservation Sleep on a couch in an empty home Kicked out of bed by the memory foam Reason it out with the heads I've sewn My poised and harlequin eternal loves At Terry's Taxidermy I'll leave you neat as a figurine (At Terry's) I'll remedy the death of thee Your memory forever seen I'll set you free At Terry's Taxidermy I'll leave you neat as a figurine I don't need to let go, so long as I Bring a sweet and special doll to life So I keep this mental compromise Justification But the nights are cold next to empty chests And polished arms in which I'd never rest I come to harm, but they can never fret Isolation And I've got a heart pumping messy blood And all these parts I could better cut And quit the farce of these imperfect guts Contemplation Sleep on a couch in an empty home Kicked out of bed by the memory foam Reason it out with the heads I've sewn My poised and harlequin eternal loves At Terry's Taxidermy I'll leave you neat as a figurine (At Terry's) I'll remedy the death of thee Your memory forever seen I'll set you free At Terry's Taxidermy I'll leave you neat as a figurine (At Terry's) I'll remedy the death of thee Your memory forever seen I'll set you free, at Terry's Thank you all for joining us today As we celebrate the life of Dr. Tich As many of you know, Terrence attempted to... taxidermy himself He was a man of perfectionism, not a man of foresight And, consequently, he started with his eyes What followed was less than his best work Leading to today's service being a closed casket If you'll all please join me in prayer- Oh, Jesus Christ! Some-someone help me pick him up