King Snake

I'm the duke of nothing I'm the sultan of sans The-the king of diddly I'm the shell of a man I'm the emperor of zip The leader of nought I'm the god of zilch A vacuum of thought Yeah! Here lies Here lies The jack of fuck all The master of none The champion of nada A neglectable sum I'm yesterday's news Tomorrow's chip paper I'm in between jobs And I will be later-ter-ter Yeah! Here lies Here lies A drop in the ocean A shadow in the night A wheel with no motion A dog with no (bark!) bite The deputy manager's assistant's Assistant's, assistant's, assistant's, assistant's Assistant's, assistant's, assistant's, assistant Don't like, don't listen Yeah! Here lies Here lies Here lies Here lies