The Hypnotist

Everyone is going to the Hypnotist's House And everyone is taking the Hypnotist's word He's a person that's given to Giving people instructions Now he's brave, now he's fair Oh look at his raincoat and his Tiny little fingers If you were you, and I was me We'd go to a party If you were you, and I was me It would be just like life Someone in this room doesn't want to be moved I say somebody in this room doesn't want to be cured Keep your eyes on the moving object Keep your eyes on that moving object If you were you, and I was me We'd go to a party If you were you, and I was me It would be just like life Into the clear blue sky As if we had a choice Into the clear blue sky Just like a memory of morning People round here don't get much sleep 'Cos some creep is murdering the Hypnotist's sheep People round here don't get much sleep 'Cos some creep is murdering the Hypnotist's sheep Twice I fried a fish, twice it got burned Twice I fried a haddock, twice it got burned Oh, twice I fried a fish, twice it got burned, and Twice I fried a haddock, twice it got burned If you were you, and I was me We'd go to a party If you were you, and I was me It would be just like life Into the clear blue sky As if we had a choice Into the clear blue sky Just like a memory of morning Now, ooh, now Now, ooh, now