Call in Sick

I'm gonna call in sick See, I just can't do it I got the phone in my hand, I got a script, that I wrote a plan Oh, yeah See, I've been up all night With one of the worse cases this town has ever seen And if I come in Debbie, if I come in, Debbie I'm gonna take down the whole team And then, I'll have blood on my hands Well, the machine won't operate at full speed The itchy yarn of wool will unravel And they won't cope at the pharmacy Yeah, we'll be forced out on the streets, Debbie Me and the whole of level one finance We'll plague everyday folk Mothers at school gates in high heels, and contamination pants, oh But it won't stop there, Debbie, no That fever will spread high, that fever'll spread low It could take down the better half of the city And depending on which district you're livin' in I could take you all down with me I'm gonna call in sick You know it's for the greater good 'Cause I'm just thinkin' of you, and your children's, children's future It's the only decent thing to do And one day should probably become two (one, two) And perhaps if I take a third (three, four) We should play it safe and round it up to four And who goes in on a Friday? (Who goes in on a Friday? Who goes in on a Friday?) (C'mon, who goes in on a Friday? C'mon, who goes in on a Friday?) Out of interest, who's working Friday? Is Andy in? Right, I'm definitely dyin' then because I don't know what it is about him But that is some next level shit that I just cannot deal with I'm gonna call in sick You know, I've been feelin' kinda nauseous, as it is This job is not what I wanted at all I mean, I mean any moment now my doctor he's, he's probably gonna call Okay, alright, it's no secret, I've never been keen But, but I could poison the whole canteen Yeah, I should, I should stay home for good measure No, no, I can't risk it, Debbie, no, no, not in this kinda weather Let it rain Let it pour I'm gonna call in sick And I'm gonna lie in the bed that I've made It's been nothin' but hassle gettin' here, I mean I mean the light it's, it's beginnin' to fade Don't you feel guilty though, Debbie, no You can do your fun runs in, in my name Oh, cruel world, why me, why now?