Dale the Celebrity

Yesterday I went strolling strolling through the peaceful streets Looking just find a spot where I can rest my feet Maybe just a cold one or anywhere with a seat Perhaps I may even grab a bite to eat A stranger he approached me he asked for my autograph I couldn't seem to find a pen and I started to laugh If that doesn't make your day I sure don't know what can All I did was shrug it off and left It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me Waiting for the subway standing away from the rail Then I hear a loud shriek claim "Hey!" isn't that dale Like hungry dogs they pile around me my vision goes blind The train just couldn't make it on time I don't have an answer for this question or that Not sure who spread that one cause it's not a fact I must be on my way now please I have no time No time to live this famous life of mine It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me I fall down hard In this life there's pictures all around I don't know where to start Every silence just turns into a louder sound It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me It's the life of me Dale the celebrity All I need is my liquor and some weed But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi Paparazzi takes pictures of me Paparazzi takes pictures of me Paparazzi takes pictures of me Paparazzi takes pictures of me