Smooth Jazz

I wanna feel happy, I wanna feel free I wanna feel something that's other than me I wanna feel horny, but I wanna stay sweet I might as well suckle on my own damn teat 'Cause I just got this T-shirt from a T-shirt cannon And I feel like I'm likely from another planet And I like all my drinks when they're extra cold I feel like my shit is kind of getting old Getting old, getting old, oh oh oh oh Old, getting old, getting old I'm listening to smooth jazz In the parking lot outside of Joanne's Fabrics & Crafts And I'm feeling like a dumb spazz 'Cause my mind is moving way too fast, ah And I'm trying to stop it Keep my hands in my pockets Now I'm driving my car with my chin No matter how hard I try it, I know I can't win Jazz, baby! That's just jazz, baby That's just jazz That's just jazz, baby In my brain, baby So give me a lobotomy I'm listening to smooth jazz I'm listening to smooth jazz It makes me kinda feel bad Well I'm really kinda feeling bad, oh oh Yeah I'm really kinda feeling like I'm listening to smooth smooth jazz