(Do the) Act Like You Never Met Me

Gather around everybody Have you heard the latest craze? Put your hands in your pockets And look the other way Remember those times when you were laughing And naked on my couch Pretend it never happened Politely smile as we turn around Do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me And slowly walk away The hidden kisses The clumsy conspiratory glance But I don't really mind it though I always like the way you danced It's so easy to do So much simpler than the one we did before Just point out your toe At someone you know And pretend that they're not And do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me And do the act like you never met me And slowly walk away Slide to the left Now slide to the right Now tell me once again How I was a really great guy Dip to right Now shimmy to the left It's three o'clock in the morning Don't answer my texts Take a step back and Take a couple more Now one more sorry look Before you walk out that door Arch your back When you spend the night with him Bounce around a while Never talk to me again That's how you do the Act like you never met me So do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me And slowly walk away