Good Advice

Next to me sat a pretty young thing

She was smoking her pipe and wearing an eyebrow ring

So I asked her "how do I stay young?"

'Cause we all fear we're slipping some

She said "walk through the desert, no drink in hand

And spend every penny as fast as you can

And never choose sleep over fun

It's the only way to stay young"

Tell me that good advice

Won't you tell me that good advice

Won't you gimme that good advice

I was standing side by side with a good friend of mine

We were still listening to Incesticide

And he wondered "what's wrong with these kids

'Cause they don't do things the way we did"

He said "everything we know is being taken away

What are we gonna' do when everything's changed

We've gotta fight back as long as we can

Before we're swept away"

Tell me that good advice

Won't you tell me that good advice

Won't you gimme that good advice

Talking to a man of a certain age

Visiting his wife staring at her grave

He said "listen to what I say

There ain't no advice that you should take"

Everything they tell you you already know

Just saying it don't make it so

If you ask why too many times

You'll only lose your mind

Tell me that good advice

Won't you tell me that good advice

Won't you gimme that good advice