Hello
Ooh
I say
How about a little kiss?
Oh, don't be unkind
She said, there's something in the woodshed
And I can hear it breathing
It's such an eerie feeling, darling
He said, there's nothing in the woodshed
It's your imagination
End of the conversation, darling
Something in his heart
Told him to come clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Something in his genes
Told him to pretend
It was something for the weekend
Oh, come on, you know you want to
But she said, there is something in the woodshed
I know because I saw it
I can't simply ignore it, darling
So, he said, now baby don't be stupid
Get this into your sweet head
There ain't nothing in the woodshed
Except maybe some wood
Something in his heart
Told him to come clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Something in his jeans
Told him to pretend
It was something for the weekend
I'll go all the way with you
If you'll only do the same for me
Go and see
If it's nothing like you say
Then you can have your wicked way with me
Whoo
Weekend, it's something for the weekend
It's something for the weekend
It's something for the weekend
It's something for the weekend
It's something for the weekend
It's something for the weekend
It's something for the weekend
It's something for the weekend
He went down to the woodshed
They came down hard on his head
Gagged and bound and left for dead
When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money
