Anytime Anyplace Anywhere

The tequila sun is rising And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking Put the Binatone on snooze Open up some special brews And start drinking To the biggest mess in town Screw your head on upside down Drink yourself in to the ground The bottles by the sink They're softest fucking drinks From the market Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone And the wagon's rolling on And I'm on it There's no such thing as Dr Seuss Vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania Pick a flavor Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world You can share Try agoraphobic, schizophrenic, Paranoid attacks of panic Or epileptic fits of laughter Twenty five million mornings after There's no such thing as Dr Seuss Vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania Name your poison Pick a flavor Moonshine, firewater Captain Morgan, Johnny Walker Southern Comfort, Mother's Ruin Happy hours of homeless brewing Galloways sore-throat expectorant After-shave and disinfectant Parazone and fairy liquid If it's in a glass You'll drink it Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share