Just Me & My Plants

Southside, Monstera Eastside, Alocasia Westside, ZZ, uh It's just me and my plants Sometimes I water 'em Sometimes I walk around the yard And show my daughter 'em It's just me and my plants I'm into gardenin' They call me soft But all these bars I still go hard in 'em It's just me and my plants Time for a new pot Fill it with well draining soil Never overwater You don't want no root rot Crabgrass all in my way And I pray everyday Let me say what a fight it's been If they leaves looking yellow And they aint too green That may mean that they need Some more nitrogen See the rule of thumb is full sun and They burn Too little light aint right either, You'll learn They need fertilizer, sun, water, and Dirt Then photosynthesizing just might Work They like to climb so give they ass a Pole Before you know it roots are taking Hold Absorbing nutrients up from the Soil Let's grow! It's just me and my plants Sometimes I water 'em Sometimes I walk around the yard And show my daughter 'em It's just me and my plants I'm into gardenin' But people out here prop-liftin' So I Been guardin 'em It's just me and my plants It's just me and my plants It's just me and my plants It's just me and my plants It's just me and my plants Back in the yard I been pullin up Weeds from the garden We sewin our seeds in the mornin' Yo man has been callin himself a Plant daddy but he cannot hang All this work is exhaustin him Often I find me an orphan at Walmart I bring it right back home and foster It Usually I end up dropping more Money on rehab Than what the whole plant and the Pot costed Are you hearing this, yo? He's got lyrical flow When the miracle grow isn't Working You may need to resort To the things you heard When you Started listening to these verses Or your anthuriums, hoyas, and More Could get a disease or maybe even Worse You could kill your brand new little fiddle-leaf fig, ya dig? It's just me and my plants Sometimes I water 'em Sometimes I walk around the yard And show my daughter 'em It's just me and my plants I'm into gardenin' They call me soft But all these bars I still go hard in 'em It's just me and my plants