Please Tip Well

You gotta tip your waitress

Or you won't get very far

It's how they make a living

Working in a bar

The facts of life

Treat them right

And they'll take care of you

Please Tip Well

Don't forget the musicians

And the guys behind the bar

And those that bus the tables

And those who park your car

The facts of life

Treat them right

And they'll take care of you

Please Tip Well