Do Not Use as Evidence

I flew out to LA

I said to a homeless man

Take off your clothes

And show me your hands

I whipped out my Glock

And shoved it in his face

I'm just kidding

I would never do that

I only say this

So that I don't get sued

I don't have enough money

To afford a good lawyer

My name is Chris Lorell

And I did not shoot the homeless man