Wind Up Merchant

Do I look good in this dress? I'll pause and not say yes And then followed up by a "uhhhhhh I guess" Pissing people off is the way I express Oh my god, he's such a Hilarious joker He'll make fun of ya Cause his own life is mediocre If it feels better then let it all out I'll twist your arm, I'll pull your leg until you scream and shout I'm a wind up, wind up, merchant Wind up, wind up, wind up, merchant Give it some welly Ealy in your twenties Ready steady Have you already Gone and found yet a pretty girl to marry This worlds gone crazy This generation are lazy We should stick em in the navy Back in my day it was mash and gravy Yes we are aware That soon enough We'll all be square So loosen up Please uncle Sam I've had enough Of your backward views That make you feel so tough If it feels better then let it all out I'll twist your arm, I'll pull your leg until you scream and shout I'm a wind up, wind up, wind up merchant Wind up, wind up, wind up, merchant If it feels better then let it all out I'll twist your arm, I'll pull your leg until you scream and shout I'm a wind up, wind up merchant Wind up, wind up, wind up, merchant Narcissistic views under your skin Try to take it off but they win It's in your blood And it's in your guts And it's all wound up And it will corrupt Woo! If it feels better then let it all out I'll twist your arm, I'll pull your leg until you scream and shout I'm a wind up, wind up, wind up merchant Wind up, wind up, wind up, merchant