Too Sad to Dance

Last week, I found a message in a bottle It said, "Go home, ain't nobody love you no more" I can't disagree So last night, I went to the club Had a couple too many, threw up Now, everybody's laughing at me 'Cause I'm way too sad, way too sad to dance I'm way too sad to dance 'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree A broken heart and nobody And that's why I'm too sad to dance And now I just wait by the telephone You ain't coming back and I should've known And that's why I'm too sad to dance Oh, da-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-da-da Dum-da, da-da-da-da-da-da That's why I'm too sad to dance This morning I knocked your door Just to admit my flaws But you said you've heard it all before, mmm And this Christmas, I got no gifts Do I really deserve all this? So I head straight down to the liquor store, oh 'Cause I'm way too sad, way too sad to dance I'm way too sad to dance 'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree A broken heart and nobody And that's why I'm too sad to dance And now I just wait by the telephone You ain't coming back and I should've known And that's why I'm too sad to dance Oh, da-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-da-da Dum-da, da-da-da-da-da-da That's why I'm too sad to dance Oh, da-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-da-da Dum-da, da-da-da-da-da-da That's why I'm too sad to dance So I called up my pops last night He said, "By the morning light You won't need no romance" He told me, "Walk that walk alone And talk that talk, you know 'Cause you don't need no one to dance"