Loser, Baby

So things look bad and your back's against the wall Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall Can't face the world sober and dopeless You've lost your way You think your life is wrecked Well, let me just say you're correct (wait, what?) You're a loser, baby A loser, goddamn baby You're a fucked-up little whiny bitch (hey) You're a loser just like me (thanks, asshole) You're a screw-loose boozer and only one-star reviews-er You're a power bottom at rock bottom But you got company (this supposed to make me feel better?) There was a time I thought that no one could relate To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight We're all living in the same shit sandwich I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak Ha-ha! And you think that makes you unique? Get out of here, man We're both losers, baby, we're losers It's okay to be a (coked-up dick-sucking hoe) Baby, that's fine by me I'm a loser, honey A schmoozer and a dummy But at least I know I'm not alone (you're a loser just like me) I got an appetite for gambling I got an appetite for sampling Every drug and sex toy I can find Go ahead, baby, sing that song Come on I got no holes left to deflower I sold my soul to save my power Now I'm on that demon's leash I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour You're a loser, baby A loser, but just maybe if we eat shit together Things will end up differently It's time to lose your self-loathing and excuse yourself Let hope in, baby Play your card, be who you are A loser just like me