Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Don't wanna hear your Bluey while I'm eating ratatouille

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Just tryna eat my meal, don't wanna hear your children squeal

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I know this is a Denny's, but please just have some class

Wanna get into my car, just so this moment can pass

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Why do you give your kids an iPad as soon as they pop out of the womb

Oh oh oh

Every single time I hear that in a restaurant, it makes me one day closer to being inside

my tomb

Oh oh oh

Multiple years have been taken off my life

May never marry, never have a wife

Maybe I'll never have children of my own to teach you how parents should be

You're grown

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Control your children

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh

You are grown adults, you should know how to control these small children running around the restaurant

It's not my problem to deal with your child who smacked his head against my table just because he was being a little brat

Okay

Uh, oh ah ah ah

Get down with the sickness

Oh ah ah ah