Song About a Magic Mustache

My uncle told me why all the girls from the village give him a lot of love

It's not because of strong arms, or because the cool hat. And then for what?

Nephew, look at the situation deeper, you only see trash

Look at my face, there are answers, it's a beautiful mustache

And I finally understood everything, looking at the watermelons, they were fresh

This mustache will make a man happy, they give access to panties

Mustache, mustache, mustache for happy

Access to panties

Now my friends and I are not trash,

We grew a mustache

But there is one small problem, we didn't think

There are no girls in our village, there are only guys here

Mustache, mustache, mustache for happy

Access to panties

It’s not for nothing that I grew this, run faster kids