[Part 1 — Welcome To Your New Life]

Welcome to your new life

This is what it feels like

To finally break through that glass

And all of the doubters, haters and fakers

Can get in line

To kiss this ass

Whoever said you can’t be friends

With the voices in your head?

That’s right! Congrats! You think you finally made it

Nominated! But did you really make it?

It’s not like you have won anything yet

The world out there (it sure seems lovely)

But here in your brain (it’s a little more troubling)

All these demons and none of us paying rent

Just asking so many little questions

Likе who do you think you are?

[Part 2 — Imposter Syndrome]

"Impostor syndrome is a psychological occurrencе in which an individual doubts their skills, talents, or accomplishments and has a persistent internalized fear of being exposed as a fraud

Despite external evidence of their competence, those experiencing this phenomenon do not believe they deserve success or luck. They may think that they are deceiving others because they feel as if they are not as intelligent as they outwardly portray themselves to be

Impostor syndrome can stem from and result in strained personal relationships and can hinder individuals from achieving their full potential in their fields of interest."

[Part 3 — The Red Carpet]

I’m standing next to very pretty people

What a time to be alive

Everybody smells like candles baby

And I’m just trying to survive

All these questions and cameras, oh God

Oh what a drag (What a drag)

I’m feeling pretty useless, soggy and confusing like a

Wet paper bag (ah)

Can’t take the weight of nothin’

Dry me out

Oh what a drag (What a drag)

I’m feeling pretty useless, soggy and confusing like a

Wet paper bag (ah)

Can’t take the weight of nothin’

Dry me out

[Part 4 — Oh No, Julia]

Excuse me sir

(Call me Jim)

Can I take your coat?

You look a little warm

Warm?

Warm

WARM??

Well ma’am

(Call me Julia)

Can’t you see I got some insecurities (Oh no)

Nothing major just a little bit of everything and everybody hates me

Cause I can’t measure up

Yeah I’m always letting down

Myself and all the people

Who have trusted me til now

Oh no Julia

I think I need a moment

Oh I thought I had this under control (please take your time)

Oh but Julia

I think I need a moment

Could you hide me like the next 4 hours or so?

I think I've got just the spot let’s go

[Part 5 — It’s You!]

"Could all guests please take their seats

The show is about to begin"

"And now, our first loser of the evening"

It’s you (oh boy!)

You lose (You done lost!)

Yeah It’s you (Real bad!)

You lose (aw)

You’re a loser (Big time buddy!)

Who lost (Oh boy!)

You didn’t win (Not even close)

Like a loser

You lose

Lose!

It’s you

[Part 6 — Big Deal]

Hey there, Jim right?

I heard about the loss, tough night

"Yeah but you know what?

I actually feel a little better?

Now that it’s all over"

Hey there, that’s right

These kinds of things always feel like

They matter so much more before they happen

And then they happen

And it’s really not a big deal at all

(And it’s really not a big deal at all)

And it’s really not a big deal at all

(And it’s really not, not a big deal)

And it’s really not a big deal at all

(And it’s really not, not a big deal)

And it’s really not a big deal at all, no it's not a big deal baby

(And it’s really not, not a big deal)

And it’s really not a big deal at all, no it isn't

But if you ever need to hide in another coat closet

Here’s my number, give me a call (Ohh!?)

[Part 7 — Truce?]

"Wow, did this loser just get a phone number?"

"Uh, yeah, weird"

Can’t we all get along?

Just a little not for long

Just enough to get me through tonight

I get that you and me we don’t

Always agree

But do we always have to fight?

And no

I don’t want to hate you

And yeah

I’d probably replace you

But I think we’re kind of intertwined

So just let me have these little

Victories from time to time

And the rest I’ll just

Try to be fine

I mean I don’t need validation

But what the hell, it was a nomination

("But you lost")

"I don’t care"

("Yes you do")

"I guess that’s fair"

But hey look, I survived

Don’t be such an elitist

Admit that you kinda need us ( [?] )

Maybe, but not tonight

"Okay bye…see you soon"

Jesus fucking christ