It's 2024 and I am still fucked

Why am I working a Nine to Five

I can't believe my OnlyFans hasn't gone viral yet

Where are all the sugar daddies

Ugh, I shouldn't have to buy my own drinks

I am so fucking tired of the bullshit

But like, where's the party at though

I don't know like anyone here

This is so chaotic, but I'm here for it though

But like, what am I even supposed to do here

Like, I can't even buy my own drinks

And I am so grounded by NPCs

Ugh, Jyme, like what should I do

Okay, that was a little too much time

Just tell me

Move yo body til you can't move no more

Move yo body til you lift off the floor

Move yo body til you can't move no more

Move yo body til you lift off the floor

Move yo body til you can't move no more

Move yo body til you lift off the floor

Move yo body til you can't move no more

Move yo body til you lift off the floor

Move yo body til you can't move no more

Oh my god

AM I even doing it right

I am so sweaty

Im forever unclean

Oh my god

Am I naughty?

Damn my knees though

I haven't danced like this since Britney hit us with a blackout

Maybe if I twerk hard enough I'll get onto Hype House or like Island Is Love or no no no

Blind Love? No. No like Love Is Blind on an island. Huh.

I don't know how Megan Thee Stallion does this like 7 days a week.

Oh my God

Ugh. FUCK!

Move yo body

Move yo body

Move yo body

Move yo body

Move yo body

move yo body

Move yo body

Move yo body

Move yo body

Move yo body

Move yo body til you lift off the floor

Move yo body til you lift off the floor

Move

Okay, I get it. I get it. I'm done

Take me back, Jyme

I can't do this anymore

But wait

Aren't you the Fondue guy

Oh my God, so like

What are you doing after this

Wait. No, no, no

Your rizz didn't work on me

Okay. Get me the fuck out of here