i used to be a waitress

If I ever die, bitch, I'd be a legend

If there ever was a storm then I'm makin' it clap in heaven

I said, "Fuck your tour, I'ma do it times seven"

My big ass eyes look like a fucking deer

And I'm late to this shit, but at least I'm here

I bounce my ass anytime, anywhere

And I do the pose with my hands in my hair

I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous

I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous

I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous

I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous

But if I ever die, bitch, I'd be a legend

If there ever was a storm then I'm makin' it clap in heaven

I said, "Fuck your tour, I'ma do it times seven"

My big ass eyes look like a fucking deer

And I'm late to this shit, but at least I'm here

I bounce my ass anytime, anywhere

And I do the pose with my hands in my hair

I'm like this 'cause I think I hit my head on a pole

They know I'm a freak and I strip in the snow

I like stashing money that I find on the floor

Now I got twenty dollar bills in my bra

I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous

I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous

But if I ever die, bitch, I'd be a legend

If there ever was a storm then I'm makin' it clap in heaven

I said, "Fuck your tour, I'ma do it times seven"

My big ass eyes look like a fucking deer

And I'm late to this shit, but at least I'm here

I bounce my ass anytime, anywhere

And I do the pose with my hands in my hair

I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous

I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous

I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous

I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous