Yuck Foo

Mama schooled me with a Bibile

Daddy with a belt

Preacher did his best to keep me out of hell

Made me who I am today

But when your woman done runned off

with your best friend

Took your last six pack you had in the fridge

All a good country boy can say is

Yuck Foo

Bon of a Sitch

Fother Muckin Shiece of Pit

Somebody Put me on an island in Phucket, Thailand

Where only rum runners and a blue sky will do

And I can tell the whole wide world

Yuck Foo

I'm gonna roll up a fat one have some sex on beach

Go swinging on a hammock between two trees

Dream up a way to get rich quick

Open up a Tiki bar for the thirsty crowd

Pour em shot after shot until their falling down

I sell t-shirts saying duck my sick

And

Yuck Foo

Bon of a Sitch

Fother Muckin Shiece of Pit

Somebody Put me on an island in Phucket, Thailand

Where only rum runners and a blue sky will do

And I can tell the whole wide world

Yuck Foo

So you're down in the dumps unlucky at love

Pissed off at everything you see

Take a deep breath

Repeat after me

Yuck Foo

Bon of a Sitch

Fother Muckin Shiece of Pit

Somebody Put me on an island in Phucket, Thailand

Where only rum runners and a blue sky will do

And I can tell the whole wide world

Yuck Foo

Yuck Foo

Yuck Foo

Yuck Foo

Yuck Foo