Fat Mike's on Drugs (Again)

He musta been on drugs

When he fired the Floridian

He musta been on drugs

When he wore a pink rubber dress

He musta been on Molly or XTC when he

Let those three porn stars A.T.M. him

We don't know why, we don't know when

but we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again

He musta been on drugs

When he put the Bombpops in a box

He musta been on drugs

when he kept digging that hole

and when we asked him what he was looking for,

he just laughed and said "You're gonna find out the hard way"

We don't know why, we don't know when

but we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again

Drugs, Drugs, Drugs, Drugs (2x)

He musta been on drugs

When he started doing drugs again

He musta been on coke

When he made that Vegas joke

He musta been on beer and vicodin

When he decided to begin his relapse

We don't know why, we don't know when

but we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again