In The Underworld Now

With a clear mind, Hades establishes the realm of the underworld

The three judges, sons of Zeus, will determine who goes where

This is a complicated system to explain

So I'll let these four gentlemen show you instead

Boys, take it away

Assemble the judges, half of six

Then have the souls run through the River Styx

They ask me how I do it, they say, "Hades, how?"

We're in the underworld now

We're in the underworld now, mm

After the sisters, they spin their thread (Aeacus)

Finite time, I promise that you will be dead (mm)

My ruling is fair, let me get you square

I'll judge based on how the hell you have behaved up there

You're in the underworld now

(You're in the underworld now)

You're in the underworld now, mm-hm

You're in the underworld now

(You're in the underworld now)

You're in the underworld now

Oh, Rhadamanthus, tell 'em how to proceed

Have you paid your ticket for the ferryman?

You gotta pay for his labor or he won't be a fan

Doesn't matter if I see that you've already caused pain

(Ooh) you can pray to your gods, 'cause it is all in vain

You're in the underworld now

(You may pray, it'll all be the same)

They can't help you now

(They can't help you now)

You're in the underworld now

(We're in the underworld now)

If they won't shut up, I'll step in, they require

A voice of reason, the one that I must inspire

Maybe you were a king or treated like a worm

I'll make the last decision when the court is adjourned

We're in the underworld now

(You're in the underworld now)

You're in the underworld now, mm-hm

You're in the underworld now

(You're in the underworld now)

You're in the underworld now