me2dumb4college

"Name's Me2Dumb4College… and I'm the king of AI."

Degree on the wall, and I know how to grind,

Mind like a maze but I don't snort the lines.

Sharp like a Razer, I slice through the static,

Every word's clean cut — surgical, savage.

Synced with AI, I'm a bioengineered success,

No flex — just a stack of regrets I compress.

Never fit in with the suited people my age,

Barely paid a livable wage, NOW RAGE!

"unstoppable force detected…"

Me2Dumb4College — made the struggles so sweet,

Turned nothing into something, got the world on their feet.

They said I'd fail, now I'm on repeat,

Genius in chaos, everybody calling out my name.

Me2Dumb4College — building an empire,

Stacking up stars, turning doubt into fire!

The pressure is insane, rewire pain,

No suit and tie, he's just a lit flame.

Professor X in the labs, ya'll keeping tabs,

My thesis drops when the kick drum jabs.

I don't need their rules, I make my own path,

Learned hustle in a hoodie, not a lecture hall class.

Got scars for credits, grit in my core,

Graduated with a mic and an internet chord...

"Warning: Conventional system overload…"

Me2Dumb4College — made the struggles so sweet,

Turned nothing into something, got the world on their feet.

They said I'd fail, but now I'm on repeat,

Genius in chaos, everybody calling out my name.

Me2Dumb4College — building an empire,

Stacking up stars, turning doubt into fire!

Never fit the mold, so I melted it down,

Wrote my name in sparks all over this town.

I'm the answer they didn't prepare for,

Fuck the front, breaking down the back door!

Me2Dumb4College — and I'm proud of the name,

Don't need your map, so stay in your lane.

Never had any class, but I'm schooling the game,

Success ain't smart, because I learn through pain - what's my name?

Me2Dumb4College — born from the fire,

Now I'm everything they said I'd never inspire.

"…too dumb… too dumb… too dumb for college…"

"bringing the vibes and knowledge"

"…too dumb… too dumb… too dumb for college…"

"take some notes and watch the progress"

"…too dumb… too dumb…"