Mystery Flavor

I’m in the cage business and man it’s booming

And you know I’ll take the extra large

I’m accepting donations

For toddler rifle-cleaners

Will you help us arm the infantry

Cuz I’m

Smiling

Back at you

Smiling just like you

If I cleaned the kitchen

I’d have to talk to the chicken

And man we’ve been an odds now for a while

I’ll never quit my bitchin

We all need a religion

And if I had those shoes then I’d be fine

I’d be

Smiling

Back at you

Smiling

Just like you