Just been made aware it's mandatory to live things that you might regret

Yeah, someone wise told me that"knowingly choosing unhappiness is pretty indecent"

So here I am, I'm goofing off all night

Might even try to sign up for clinical trials

I'm branching out, agony feels worn-out

I'm down for anything, have you looked at my schedule man?

Okay so there's a 36 year old man here

What do we do with him?

Says he's not totally mentally bankrupted

Because he still goes to see some live bands

He tries, I quote, to be a"beacon of support"

But doesn't he sound just like your dad?

It's a bird? It's a plane?

Worse : a millennial man (no!)

Knots in the stomach, dreams of encores

Well, I can't seem to hide it anymore

Back on my bullshit, oh yeah I'm done for

Cuz I can't seem to hide it anymore

Astonishingly cool things are happening next door

And I can't seem to hide it anymore

Transpose the letters, you'll know who this is for

I can't seem to hide it anymore

Suddenly it seems I have travelled back to The Cliff That Time Forgot

Oh yeah, of course I have been here before!

But it was quite a while ago, was it not?

I feel so wrong, like that Céline song

It is all coming back to me now

That's where I'm at

Don't ask me that!

No, I can't tell you what's on my mind

Ok fine! I'll spill it out big time!

I'm so fucking stressed out!

There is beauty in the world!

Wasn't expecting that!

Now I'm never relaxed!

It's always on my mind!

But should I tell you that?

I should keep quiet, right?

Told you before, swear it again

I think I'm locked in, baby!

Told you before, swear it again

You'll be asleep when I rise

Told you before, swear it again

Knots in the stomach, dreams of encores

I can't seem to hide it anymore

Back on my bullshit, you know I'm done for

I can't seem to hide it anymore

Astonishingly cool things are happening next door

I can't seem to hide it anymore

Extend the scale, you'll know who this is for

I can't seem to hide it anymore

Well, I can't seem to hide it anymore

No, I can't seem to hide it anymore

Yeah, I got you on my mind

I'm going slightly mad

But I guess it's okay!

It makes me feel alive

It's hurting like old times

Like a dumb nostalgia act from 2009

Guess I did order that!

And next time you see your boyfriend, tell him I said"hi"!