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Technology
10
Comedy
Technology fue publicado el 15 de septiembre de 2004 por Acid Tongue, Inc. como parte del álbum Road Rage
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ÁlbumRoad Rage
Fecha de lanzamiento15 de septiembre de 2004
SelloAcid Tongue, Inc.
IdiomaEnglish
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I want to thank you for no cell phones going off
Because that's the next Civil War in this country
You realize that, right?
I just bought a cell phone
I was the last guy in the country to fall for this scam
I had better reception on my CB radio
I made out of wood in high school in nineteen eighty
I'm talking to my buddy last week
I'm like
You're still in Europe?
He said
No, I'm in your driveway!
I'm paying Verizon a hundred bucks a month to give me brain cancer
What, listing please?
Mount Sinai Hospital
I got a lump on my nut the size of Fudgie the Whale
I'd like to change my plan, please
What plan do you want?
I don't know
How about the Friends and Family Plan with Matching Bone Marrow
Phones don't even ring anymore
They play the entire national anthem
I'm on a bus in New York
This guy's phone rang three times
Half of us stood up for our gold medals
They never talk about anything important either right?
Someone's like
What?
You got a gallon of grape juice for a buck and a half?
Nice going, Tom!
Just once I'd like to hear
What? You got brain cancer?
How'd you get it?
Cell phone? I got to go. We're breaking up. Bye
I'm not good with technology
I suck with technology
I got DirecTV
Anybody have DirecTV?
What happens when it rains out?
Yeah
You lose your picture
I called customer service
I go
Every time it rains, I'm losing my picture
And this is what she says to me, and I quote
What do you want me to tell you?
I don't know
Tell me the dishes are made of sugar
Let's start there
She goes
Every time it rains, you're going to lose your picture
I go
That's sort of ironic, you know
Because you know what I like to do when it's raining?
I like to stay in and watch TV
She goes
Your dish is affected by bad weather
I'm like
Why?
What are you making it out of, my grandmother's hips?
Why don't I put her on the roof and wrap her in tinfoil?
She can hang her wrinkled ass out due north
I can pick up the Tyson fight next month
Written by: Nicholas R DiPaolo
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