Dating Game

Host: Hello and welcome to the Dating Game. And let us begin. Bachelor number one enjoys chilling out at the beach and drinking champagne. Bachelor number two enjoys going to parties and meeting fine young ladies. Bachelor number three enjoys relaxing in his Miami Beach mansion and cruising in his Cadillac Brougham with Truz 'N' Vogues. And now ladies and gentlemen let's bring out today's contestant, Yummy! Yummy: Bachelor number one, I'll start with you. When you're with a girl, what do you do? Bachelor number one: I take them to a playground and quick as I can We'll take a dip in the pool and build a castle from sand We'll drink champagne and sing love songs Take a ride in the Benz or the Cadillac Brougham Then a trip on a ship Yummy: All in one day? Bachelor number one: You know it baby cuz the kid don't play Yummy: Bachelor number two, how do you know Where in the world girls like to go? Bachelor number two: I really don't know but I'll take a chance We can go to Hawaii or even Japan Hop in my jet and get cold ill Fly to China or maybe Brazil Take a ride down binal(?), eat escargot Swing through the jungle and beat a bongo Yummy: Now bachelor number three, today's my day I brought a friend home, what do you say? Bachelor number three: Get the fuck out Yummy: What? Bachelor number three: Don't bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus Get the fuck out Yummy: You're full of it Bachelor number three: Don't bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus Get the fuck out Yummy: You're crazy, child Bachelor number three: Don't bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus Get the f Get the f Get the f Get the f Get the fuck out And if my wife don't like it, she can get the fuck out, too You missed me bitch