Mr. Policeman

Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

Bet I can drive faster than you can

Come on, hoss, let's have some fun

Go on, shoot me with a radar gun

You look bored and I sure am

Catch me if you can

Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

I got a '75 Firebird Trans Am

With a 455 up under the hood

Me and my brother got it runnin' good

Wake up behind them ol' Ray-Bans

Catch me if you can

Go on, turn on your blue lights, so pretty

You know you want to, I just flew by

I can see you peelin' out

How's my dust taste in your mouth?

Come on, Smokey, it's time to race

Let's have us a high speed chase

Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

Chopper in the air and a couple of SWAT vans

That's no fair, now, blockin' the road

Where am I supposed to go?

Time to use my backup plan

Catch me if you can

Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

I bet I can run faster than you can

With your big pot belly and your cowboy boots

A hundred bucks says you won't shoot

I know these woods like the back of my hand

Catch me if you can

Go on, turn on your spotlight, so shiny

I got runnin' shoes and I'm younger than you and I got all night

There's no way you're keepin' up with me

Just go on back to Krispy Kreme

If you wanna quit, I understand

Catch me if you can

Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

I said hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

I'm in the jail house now

I'm in the jail house now

They told me once or twice

"Son, respect my authority"

I'm in the jail house now