Dear Sparrow

(Ladies and gentlemen, Here comes the Calypso King of 1956 In person of the King Sparrow, And Sparrow is coming to tell you All about a letter he receive From a good old mopsy he had someplace) I fell in love in January Got married in February I fell in love in January Got married in February From the middle of March up to May I left my wife and went away Coming back home to spend as to spend my honeymoon I recieved a letter in June It was... Dear Sparrow, darling I hate to write Oh, oh my dear I must let you know tonight The baby born, and darling you ought to know I am so happy the child resemble your uncle Joe I got the letter early one evening Soon as I finish working The postman came I was so happy Because 1 wanted to hear from she But when I thought was a different Sparrow Ah only know this woman a few months ago Say what you like, she is running wild Since I born I never hear about a 3 months child But it's... Dear Sparrow, darling I hate to write Oh my dear I must let you know tonight The baby born and since it start to grow I am so happy to say it's the image of Uncle Joe Now I want you to pay attention Tell me if I took the right action Took up meh pencil and piece of paper I decided to write a letter Something wrong on one can't deny it Meh wife is involved in some kind of racket Before ah finish write to move from the table The postman came back this time with a cable Sparrow, please hurry home today Oh my dear, oh my darling do not stay The child is yours, Christening is soon you know When the time comes I'm going to invite Uncle Joe Night and day I began to worry Ah now realise I married too early But the way how she walk, how she so pretty Love at first sight is what really trap me But when your hands is in the lion mouth Somehow or the other you must take it out So right then folks ah know ah had to act And in her own coins ah pay she' back Dear Elaine, sweetheart I love to write Oh, oh, my dear, I must let you know tonight It's obvious if the baby resemble Joe, give it to him The result of a Sparrow is a bird not Joe!