The Adventures of Larry and Tina

He shoulda seen she was really naive Shit she was still only 19 And he was many years older But he seen her walk by in them tight jeans And he looked at her like "that's my queen" Cause he thought that he could mold her, but it don't work, no Verse one Larry was a 39 year old dude Who was gettin over divorce and a custody feud And he'd been single now, bout a year and a half He like to hit the strip club for a beer and a laugh And one particular girl, in his mind was a standout Knew exactly when she worked, had his schedule planned out He would hand out money and advice to her often She liked him, smiled when he walked in He was real witty and her laughter was genuine She was real pretty with that passionate, feminine Touch, that he had missed so much since his wife left So soft, with her clothes off she was priceless Hypnotized when she moved to the rhythm He soon suggested that she move in with him She accepted, and within the next week Larry was in love with the young ass freak, he shoulda seen... () Verse two Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell That could never seem to get along with her mom well Moved out at 17 to put the bickering behind her Lied about her age started stripping as a minor She was lonely and needed a better pad And Larry was like the better dad that she never had And for once in her life she was stable No rent, free utilities, even cable And Larry was in love it was evident But she only saw him as a friend to whom she gave pussy to instead of rent And she was quite wild White piles in her nose all night lifestyle He didn't mind that she partied alot Because he didn't know how retarded she got He thought that she was the type of chick you trust He didn't know she was real promiscuous, he should seen... () Verse three The strip club closes and Tina's on the freeway In the car with the club's bouncer and DJ They checked in to the Holiday inn They had a 8 ball of coke and a bottle of gin And Tina got drunk started showin' em tits And by the end of the night she let both of em hit And although they weren't technically rapin her It probably wouldn't have been consensual if she knew they were tapin her And Larry was at home all alone the next night Lookin at his favorite pornographic website Shocker that it was a fetish site that had to do with teens He clicked on the screen where it had the newest scenes What he saw next hit him in the jugular Tina was the start of a film called young cum guzzler He shoulda never thought that he could mold her Now he's heartbroken again and gettin older ()