Pick your religion,
It's your decision
But please don't turn your kids into this bullshit
Tell em it's real fun
Do you think that they're dumb?
I loathe the future of us
Cuz vacation's meant for television
And ding dong ditchin
Vacation's meant for tellin people like you
To fuck off
With the sound of kids snoring,
Face it, teach, you're boring
And all you little heathens will repent after class
Fairy tales they teach us
Punish us with jesus
Psalms 16, blow it out your ass
It's time for the kids to stand up and say
"A boring life is yours to play,
Cos vacation bible skool's not for me"
It's time for the kids to get off their knees
Fuck their prayers and hear their pleas
Cos vacation bible skool's not for me
Yes jesus loves me, my bible tells me so.
