Sat by me silently and brush my beard

No mess to mop up from the bed today

Will we sit next door and watch the soaps?

We've nothing to do and nothing to say

Oh, when you go

Oh, when you go

Recently, we've been somewhat volatile, and last night it starts with that Joan Osbourne song

I hate it anyway, but you made it worse

I know why you laughed and you should know you were wrong

Oh, when you go

Oh, when you go

Bird number one taught me I shouldn't trust. And so I find unfounded doubts abound

But number two proved that with none, we've nothing

And now I'm only happy when you're not around

But, oh, when you go

Oh, when you go

Oh, when you go

Oh, when you go