The Minotaur's Song

Straight from the shoulder I think like a soldier I know what's right and what's wrong He knows what's right and what's wrong. I'm the original discriminating buffalo man And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can He'll do what's wrong as long as he can I live in a labyrinth under the sea Down in the dark as dark as can be I like the dark as dark as can be He likes the dark as dark as can be I'll even attack you or eat you whole Down in the dark my bone mills roll Porridge for my porridge bowl Porridge for his porridge bowl [Chorus] I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born He's strong as the earth from which he's born I can't dream well because of my horns He can't dream well because of his horns Moo [Chorus] A minotaur gets very sore His features they are such a bore His habits are predicta-bull Aggressively relia-bull, bull, bull [Chorus] I'm the original discriminating buffalo man And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can He'll do what's wrong as long as he can